I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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