6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
