So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
handjob tips. give me some.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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