I feel like abortions should bother me more
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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