and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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