they need to just BURY HIM!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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