Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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