Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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