ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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