And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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