Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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