just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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