How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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