yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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