so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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