garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I've blown a few things in my day
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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