I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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