u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
