I wannas sexs uuuuu
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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