He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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