so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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