yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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