So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Randomize
