Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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