I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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