So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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