DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
