I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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