Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
