you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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