Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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