I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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