yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My bed smells like the plague
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