you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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