It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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