Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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