Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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