Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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