Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just cropdusted the office
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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