why didn't you poke me back
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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