You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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