His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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