: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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