How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
