super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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