Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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