she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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