Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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