found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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