I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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